Do these shorts make me look fat?

Since I think the right to bear arms is right up there with the need for light I decided to make these candles after seeing this. I made mine a little different though, instead of buying red candles I just took the shotgun shells and shoved emergency candles in them. Emergency candles are cheap and last a relatively long time. The particular ones I bought were from a dollar store and don't last as long as I'd hoped. But I like 'em.

Jeff